Job Type: Contract
Currently seeking a Device Activity Specialist with 7+ years of experience clicking and moving a computer mouse. Experience with touchpads are preferred, but not required.
- Attention spent on keeping our computer systems active and running smoothly by clicking on various applications to prevent the computer from going into sleep mode.
- Performance monitoring, and alerting the IT department of any issues.
- Remembering to clean the mouse and/or touchpad to ensure optimal performance.
- If needed, play Solitaire or Minesweeper to ensure device activity is achieved.
- Listening to the clicks of the computer, and adjusting sound levels below 45 dB
- First, must have a talent for clicking and moving a mouse.
- Overarching knowledge of computer systems and applications.
- Outstanding ability to follow a cursor around on a computer screen.
- Lastly, a strong sense of humor is required, non-negotiable.
- Staring at $143k DOE, this is a contract opportunity with optional benefits including 100%-paid medical/dental/vision, Equinox gym membership, 401(k), life insurance, $75k sign-on bonus, etc.
Established in 1998, Ntelicor provides hard to find IT talent and flexible staffing and IT solutions to Fortune 50 and companies of all sizes. We try to have a sense of humor, especially on April Fools. We dedicate ourselves to our clients’ unique needs and rapidly and efficiently deploy our specialists and solutions. We look forward to providing our clients and our people with extraordinary value and service for years to come.
Disclaimer: This job posting is purely fictional and meant to be a humorous April Fools’ Day joke. We do not actually have a Device Activity Specialist position available at this time. 😉 April Fools!